Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Landsgemeinde

This past Sunday Paige and I attended the Landsgemeinde in Appenzell Innerrhoden.   What’s that, you ask?  And further, why?  Well, it’s the annual open air public meeting used in this Canton to elect officials, vote on referenda and generally just decide stuff.  It’s taken place at noon on the last Sunday of April every year since 1378 and is held in the village square in the center of town.   The voting is done by a show of hands but prior to 1991 this was done by raising a sword, a practice that was changed that year when women were finally granted the right to vote.  Up to that point, possession of a sword itself had been the proof that one was stimmberechtigt (has the right to vote) and since they were typically handed down from father to son, no women owned one.   These days a voter identify card is the official proof but, and I admit to finding this pretty cool, for men the sword still suffices.   Perhaps not so enlightened but it’s nice when traditions don’t die completely.   In any case, I've been curious to attend this event ever since hearing about it and having realized last year that this was the last of Switzerland’s twenty-six cantons which I’d yet to visit, this was plainly the excuse I needed.  So, at 8:17 Sunday morning we boarded the train and set out on our little adventure.  It’s a three hour trip from Basel but like always, riding the Swiss trains was a treat in itself.  So pleasant with a beautiful view of the lakes, mountains and country side rolling by.  Once there, we followed the crowd, including the nattily dressed men with their swords, towards the Landsgemeideplatz to seek a good vantage point.  The central area had been cordoned off with gendarmes in shiny brass helmets stationed at the entrances to check ID’s (or swords) before allowing the Stimmberechtigten entry to the official voting area.  Unfortunately, the weather had turned wintery with grey skies dropping an unpleasant mix of snow and rain but no matter, the turnout was good and the area grew full.  At 12:15, uncharacteristically late, the parade of officials, flags and people wearing funny hats began their special march into the voting corral.  Finally, what we’d come for.  I’d reviewed the agenda the week before, just to see if anything especially interesting was on the docket.  A few years ago the Appenzellers voted on whether nude hiking should be banned and the international media caught wind of it and descended upon the town to cover the debate.  I don’t know how close it was but they came down on the side of modesty, resolving that the price of a naked stroll henceforth would be CHF 200.  Sadly, nothing so racy was on the program this year but I did see that “their Excellencies”, the Chinese, British and Canadian ambassadors would be present.  Also, in addition to all of the local politicians, Guy Parmelin, the Federal Council member responsible for Defense, Civil Protection and Sport would be in attendance.  Clearly, we were to be in good company.   This canton was the last to recognize women’s suffrage and the vintage of that recognition still brings a bit of ignominy to the community each year.  Indeed, it was mentioned during the moving remarks made by Mr. Roland Inauen to open the meeting this year when he commented that 25 years ago, with half the people excluded, a true democracy did not really exist.  I was glad to hear him note this as it shows that while there may be some lingering discomfort, it’s acknowledged and in the past.  The 16,000 citizens of Appenzell are moving forward.   This lies in stark contrast to my own country where just last week, in the NY primary, over half a million people voted for Donald Trump, showing that there are plenty in the US who should feel a more contemporary and inexcusable sense of shame.  In the end, and in spite of the weather, Paige and I judged the trip to have been more than worthwhile and if I felt any disappointment it was only when the men voted by waving their hands, not their splendid swords.   This week, when recounting our escapade to co-workers, I found that most were genuinely surprised that I’ve now visited all of the cantons.   I don’t find it so impressive myself.  It’s not like visiting all fifty US states, an accomplishment requiring an intentional effort and one big enough that I’m not even close.  Some years ago I made it to thirty-three but have been stuck there since.  It’s all that flatness out west that’s sunk me.  I just haven’t found a sufficient excuse.  Now if Oklahoma, Nebraska and South Dakota would only have a Landsgemeinde.  Then I’d go.  


Thursday, April 21, 2016

Cow fighting

Coming up in a few weeks is an event I heartily recommend.  We attended last year for the first time and it was a real treat.  Switzerland at its finest.  The event to which I refer is the annual cow fighting championship.   Before you get your knickers in a twist thinking that this is a form of bull fighting or, worse, a  bovine version of cock fighting, let me explain.   First off, the cows don’t get hurt.  It shouldn’t really be called fighting as it’s more like intimidation, a word not often used in conjunction with “cow”.  The championship weekend is the culmination of regional contests in canton Valais and takes place each year in May.   The winner is crowned the Reine de la Reine (Queen of the Queens) and receives a lovely cow bell and recognition that she’s one tough cow.  No monetary reward.  In a nod to a bygone era, it’s amateur athletics at its best with only pride at stake.  In each round, ten or twelve cows are released into a big ring where they proceed, on their own, to pair up and lock horns until one concedes and turns away.  Then each one looks around, pairs up with another and does it again.  Sometimes they don’t even lock up.  One simply stares the other into backing down.  Once a cow yields twice she’s eliminated.   Last year’s winner was Frégate, the defending champion and a true alpha cow.  Will she three-peat?   I can’t wait to see.  Mark your calendars.  May 1st.  Aproz, Valais.  Be there.